Morning After

Dude, I TOLD you not to have those last few shots.

Faces Are Hard

"Tail?"

"Check."

"Cat body?"

"Check."

"Mane?"

"Check."

"Face?"

"...Well...."

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT IS THAT??"

Thanks for the submission, Maria!

Lion Boobs

We've seen bad lion paintings, bad lion sculptures, bad lion taxidermy ... but this is our very first bad lion dress:

Paula Patton wore this baby to the Grammy's. The designer is aware that lions and zebras don't co-habitate well, right? Or is that meant to be SYMBOLIC?

A Logical Fallacy

I try to be very understanding when it comes to bad lions. I get how an artist might think, "I have no idea what a lion looks like!"  What I DON'T understand is why so many of them then think, "Eh. Probably like a dude." That is a leap in logic that I just can't get behind.

Case in point:

St Budolfi Cathedral, Aalborg, Denmark

0% of this monstrosity resembles a lion. ZERO.


Thanks for the submission, Mike! Sorry it took so long to appear!